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you cant start the next chapter in life if you keep re-reading the last one
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2015-09-05
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2015-08-29
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2015-06-08
this is the money cat. she only shows up once every year. reblog the money cat to have your 2015 filled with money
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2015-04-24
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2015-04-19
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we meet in a public place and i take you into the bathroom with me and I take off my sweater to reveal a tiny baby pig that has been there The whole time and you are shocked but i motion for you to be quiet and so does the pig
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2015-04-12
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2015-03-09
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2015-03-02
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none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
3th
tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless
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2015-02-25
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